User:Moulton/ArbCom Rock
Title: ArbCom Rock
Artist: Kato
Composer: Jerry Leiber, Mike Stoller and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Jailhouse Rock
YouTube: Jailhouse Rock (Elvis Presley, 1957)
ArbCom threw a party in the Wiki jail.
The prison band was there and they began to wail.
The band was jumpin’ and the joint began to swing.
You should’ve heard da' bummed out jailbirds sing...
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the ArbCom rock.
NewYorkBrad played the tenor saxophone,
Thatcher was blowin’ on the slide trombone.
The funky boy gurl from Indy went crash, boom, bang,
The whole rhythm section was the purple weenie gang.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the ArbCom rock.
Non-Notable Lar said to Allie C:
You’re the cutest non-virgin I ever did see.
I sure would be delighted with some nookie for free,
Come on and do the Laundromat Rock with me.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the Laundromat Rock.
Everyking was a sittin’ on a block of stone
Way over in the corner weepin’ all alone.
Kato said, hey, buddy, don’t you be no square.
If you can’t find a partner, I have a rod to spare.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the ArbCom rock.
Odd Nature said to Monk, for heaven’s sake,
No one’s lookin’, now’s your chance to make a break.
Moulton turned to Jaime and he said, nix nix,
I wanna stick around a while and get my kicks.
Let’s rock, everybody, let’s rock.
Everybody in the whole cell block
Was dancin’ to the ArbCom rock.
CopyClef 2009 Elvis Presley and Barsoom Tork Associates.
North American Bupkes, Reclusive Internet Dementors.