Moulton/Sock Puppet Number Nine

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Classic Violations of MOOG:SYNTH

Title: Sock Puppet Number Nine
Artist: Barsoom Tork
Composer: Jerry Leiber, Mike Stoller, and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Love Potion Number Nine

I took my troubles down to Wikipedia Review
You know that BADSITE with the moderate crew
They've got a blog and forum that's sublime
So let's all say hello to Sock Puppet Number Nine

I whined that I was banned by evil Wiki dicks
It's been this way since April of '06
My avatar is cropped from an angular design
And everybody calls me Sock Puppet Number Nine

I wrote a song, played the tune, and posted it online
The meter's out of time and the lyrics didn't rhyme
I protested that BADMUSIC is not a hanging crime
I clicked my mouse, I banged my keys: here comes the slime

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started dissin' everyone in sight
But when I dissed a mod for the forty-seventh time
He tarpitted all the threads of Sock Puppet Number Nine

I clicked my mouse, I banged my keys: here comes the slime

I didn't know if it was day or night
I started dissin' everyone in sight
But when I dissed a mod for the forty-seventh time
He tarpitted all the threads of Sock Puppet Number Nine
Sock Puppet Number Nine
Sock Puppet Number Nine
Sock Puppet Number Nine

CopyClef 2008 Jerry Leiber, Mike Stoller, and Barsoom Tork Associates.
Resurrection Hackware. All songs abused.