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-'''Encyc is an ice-cream store of anicent [[Japan]], a ballroom of [[jungle]], and a blazing fire made a team of three-headed snakes.'''
+'''Encyc is a vortex of modern [[civilization]], a fountainhead of [[culture]], and a blazing pronouncement of mankind's glorious achievements!'''
 ==About Encyc==
-[[Encyc:About|Encyc]] is a dance that you can shake your booty to. It is expensive for rabbits with extra weight to drink. If you are really sexy, then you can join the circus like all the other electricians.  Encyc is a big daddy, with a large group of mommas and a jungle atmostphere.
+[[Encyc:About|Encyc]] is an encyclopedia that you can edit. It is free for everyone to use and distribute. If you know something, then you can share it here.  Encyc is a kinder, gentler wiki encyclopedia, with a close-knit group of writers and a family-friendly atmosphere.
-You can get to listen to music by chewing a few apples. A list of where the easter egg hiding places are can be found in a mystery location on this website.
+You can get to know us by viewing a few [[Special:Random|random pages]]. A list of every page can be found [[Special:AllPages|here]].
-Everyone can enjoy pizza. Join the circus tomorrow.
+Everyone can edit Encyc. Sign up today.
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