User talk:Alexander's Student Grants, which were converted into deb- er, loans, by Doug "At least you have beer!" Ford

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You'd think you'd learn by now that every assumption you make about me is completely wrong. One wonders if you're capable of learning anything.

Ford's cuts to OSAP only affect certain tax brackets. Not that I expect a pimply-faced teenager living in his mother's basement to care about the finer points of politics of a country he doesn't live in. I live here, so I know.

You make a fool of yourself with all these assumptions, but that's okay, it provides us with some amusement. I guess you really do have a use after all.

I love these assumptions. Please continue. I learn so much about myself that I never knew. So far, I'm owing the government money, I'm poor and have a shit cellphone (so how did I afford to go on vacation then? It's your chance to make something up. GO!). Dude, you been spying on me or something?

It gives me a good laugh while on vacation. Thanks! Very much appreciated!

Let me just remind you of something you've forgotten - Auggie is the site owner, bureaucrat, the guy who makes decisions and the guy who's been kicking your ass off thew wiki. You're wasting your breath targeting me but it does provide me with some amusement. I literally enforce the rules. So why dont' you just go over and bother him? (oh right because he actually tries to talk to you and I just laugh at you)

Seriously, Random, you should have learned 'something' by now. You're hilarious, dude. — Alexander (talk) 15:05, 6 July 2019 (CDT)

1) I do in fact live in Ontario. A family member of mine, who is lower-middle class, had her grant converted into a loan. 2) Anyone can make anything up on the internet. I could be making the above up, for example. That being said, if you are on vacation, why would you care about some "attention seeking vandal"? 3) "I'm poor and have a shit cellphone" Please state when exactly I said this, and link the revision. 4) Vacation could mean anything. You could be in the Bahamas, or you could have simply driven off to some town in the middle of nowhere. 5) You're welcome.* 6) If he wants to talk to me, he may. 7) What am I supposed to learn from doing shit on the internet?