User:Moulton/Blunderful Guy

Title: Blunderful Guy
Artist: Kato
Composer: Richard Rodgers, Oscar Hammerstein, and Bar Room Dork Associates
Midi: Wonderful Guy
YouTube: Wonderful Guy (Mitzi Gaynor, South Pacific, 1958 Film Version)

Moulton's as corny as Kansas in August,
He's as abnormal as a 14-act play.
No more a song-writing punk with no heart,
He has ground out a banal geshrai!

ArbCom is in a conventional blather,
With a conventional scandal on high.
And you will note there's a croc in the moat
When we mock some meshugenah guy!

I'm uptight and as glum as a Mod in a fray,
A cliché come unglued.
I'm bromidic and trite
As a nightmarish fright
Pourin' tar on some dude!

Moulton's as corny as Kansas in August,
Trite as a flag on the Fourth of July!
If you'll excuse an expression I use,
He's a noodge, he's a noodge,
He's a noodge, he's a noodge,
He's a noodge with a gleam in his eye

CopyClef 2009 Richard Rodgers, Oscar Hammerstein, and Bar Room Dork Associates.
North American Nudnick. All songs abused.