User:Moulton/How To Screw Ya

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Title: How To Screw Ya
Artist: Alison
Composer: Leonard Cohen and Barsoom Tork Associates
YouTube: Hallelujah (KD Lang)

Now I've heard there was a secret list
That Slimmy played, and it pleased the dissed
But you don't really care for drama, do ya?
It goes like this
The mirth, the drift
The minor stalk, the major rift
The baffled dude deciding how to screw ya
How to screw ya
How to screw ya
How to screw ya
How to screw ya

Your faith was strong but you needed proof
You saw her prancing like a goof
Her beauty and the poodle overthrew ya
She fried you with
A bitchin' stare
She broke your stones; she grabbed your pair
And from your quips she drew, "I'm gonna screw ya."

Daniel, I've been here before
I know this gloom, I've slammed this door
I used to have a life before I knew ya
I've seen your crest on the temple arch
Hivemind is not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken way to screw ya

How to screw ya, How to screw ya
How to screw ya, How to screw ya

There was a time you let me know
What's really going on below
But now you really shove it to me, do you?
And remember when I moved to strike
The Wiki snake was moving too
And every breath you drew was how to screw ya

How to screw ya, How to screw ya
How to screw ya, How to screw ya

You say they took your name in vain
No one could help; I took the blame
But if I did, well really, what's it to you?
There's a daze of fright
In every word
It doesn't matter which you heard
The holy or the broken way to screw ya

How to screw ya, How to screw ya
How to screw ya, How to screw ya

I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't win; I tried too much
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And even though
It all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah

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