User:Moulton/How To Screw Ya (Gomi version - 2010)

Title: How To Screw Ya
Artist: Moulton
Composer: Leonard Cohen and Barsoom Tork Associates
YouTube: Hallelujah (KD Lang)

I heard there was a Ninja Mod
That Gomi played as if he were God
But you don't really care for drama, do ya?
It goes like this
The topic drift
The minor balk, the major rift
The baffled Mod deciding how to screw ya
How to screw ya
How to screw ya
How to screw ya
How to screw ya

Your faith was wrong, you pulled a goof
With theories begging for some proof
But science and bad judgment overthrew ya
I plied you with a bitchin' dare
I broke your stones; I grabbed your pair
And from your quips I drew, "I'm gonna screw ya."

How to screw ya, How to screw ya
How to screw ya

Gomi, I've been here before
I know this gloom, I've jammed your door
I even had a life before I knew ya
I've seen your digs by the Triomphe Arch
Your games are not a victory march
It's a cold and it's a broken way to screw ya

How to screw ya, How to screw ya
How to screw ya, How to screw ya

I'd give you a Bokonic shove
To show you what is meant by love
Not how to shoot somebody who outdrew ya
And remember when I moved to speak
The Ninja snake betrayed a sneak
And every breath you drew was how to screw ya

How to screw ya, How to screw ya
How to screw ya, How to screw ya

Some say we took your name in vain
No one could help; I took the blame
But if I did, well really, what's it to you?
There's a daze of fright in every word
It doesn't matter which you heard
The holy or the broken way to screw ya

How to screw ya, How to screw ya
How to screw ya, How to screw ya

I did my best, it wasn't much
I couldn't win; I tried too much
I've told the truth, I didn't come to fool you
And even though it all went wrong
I'll stand before the Lord of Song
With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah

Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, Hallelujah
Hallelujah, How I love ya
Hallelujah

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