User:Moulton/Jonny Be Brash

Title: Jonny Be Brash
Artist: JzG
Composer: Chuck Berry, Fiery Angel, and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Johnny B. Goode
YouTube: Johnny B. Goode (Chuck Berry and Bruce Springsteen, 1995)

Deep down Oakland College close to Mishigas
Way back up in the woods among the ever crass
There stood a lone scholar made of snark and bash
Who became a bumkin boy named Jonny Be Brash
He never ever learned to finish a thesis well
But he could craft a rebus like a bat out of hell

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Jonny Be Brash

He used to carry his keyboard in a gunny sack
Go sit beneath the WiFi with a popcorn snack
Oh, the badmins would see him posting snark and drivel
Chumming with the slime of a low grade snivel
FloNight taking note, she would stop and shriek
"Oh my that funky boy is one vicious freak!"

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Jonny Teeth Gnash

Susan told him "Someday you will be a man,
And you will be the leader of a rebel band.
Many people coming from far away
To decode your rebus when it's time to play
Maybe someday your name will headline the talk
Saying "Jonny Be Brash — Bad Sock"

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Jonny Be Brash

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