User:Moulton/Mister Randman

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Title: Mister Randman
Artist: Peter Damian
Composer: Pat Ballard and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Mister Sandman (Synth Version)
Midi: Mister Sandman (Piano Jazz Version)

Mister Randman, bring Milton a dream
Make it the goodest that he's ever seen
Give him some quips from Nietzsche and Nagel
And let him spend his lonesome nights with Hegel

Randman, I'm so adrift
My best ideas come up short shrift
Please turn on your magic beam
Mister Randman, bring me a dream

Mister Randman, bring Lar a dream
Make it the mootest that he's ever seen
Give him the word that he's not a rover
Please say his dreamless nights are over

Randman, I'm so bereft
Don't have no thinkers to sit on my left
Please turn on your magic beam
Mister Randman, bring me a dream

Mister Randman, bring Jimbo a dream
Give him some vision with a come-hither gleam
Give him a heart so he's not a Nazi
And lots of boogie tunes like Liberace

Mister Randman, bring me a dream
Not this nightmare of geshrailisch scream
Bring me a tune to sing with abandon
And lifetime therapy with Nathaniel Branden

Mister Randman, some ideas to hold
Would be so peachy before we're too old
So please turn on your magic beam
Mister Randman, bring us
Please, please, please
Mister Randman, bring us a dream

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