User:Moulton/Quips Don't Lie

Title: Quips Don't Lie
Artist: SlimVirgin and the Wikipedia Review Chorus
Composer: Wyclef Jean, Luis Dias, Shakira, and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Hips Don't Lie (Shakira}
YouTube: Hips Don't Lie (Shakira and Wyclef Jean)

Ladies up in here tonight
No fighting, no fighting
We got the refugees up in here
No fighting, no fighting

SlimVirgin
SlimVirgin

I never really knew that she could pwn like this
She makes Dan want to spank her tush
Come see Linda (whee), come hither spree
Cute poodle breed (SlimVirgin, SlimVirgin), so classy
SlimVirgin, SlimVirgin

Oh Bagley when you talk like trash
You make our Sarah go mad
So be nice and keep on
Reading the signs of that hottie

And I'm on tonight
You know my quips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see Bagley, this is perfection

Hey Slim, I can see your cartoon leaping
And it's driving me crazy
And I didn't have the slightest idea
Until I saw you never sleeping

And when you show up on the threads here
Nobody cannot ignore the way you pitch your slant, Slim
And everything so unexpected — the way you fight and heft it
So you can keep on faking it

I never really knew that she could pwn like this
She makes Dan want to spank her tush
Come see Linda (whee), come hither spree
Cute poodle breed (SlimVirgin, SlimVirgin), so classy
SlimVirgin, SlimVirgin

Oh Bagley when you talk like trash
You make our Sarah go mad
So be nice and keep on
Reading the signs of that battle

And I'm on tonight
You know my quips don't lie
And I am starting to feel so coy
Come on let's go all night
Don't you agree, Gomi, this song's a fright

Oh I know I am on tonight, my quips don't lie
And I am starting to feel it's right
All the attraction, the tension
Don't you see Bagley, this is perfection
SlimVirgin, SlimVirgin

Oh wow, I now see WordBomb moving
Half Utahn, half man
I don't, don't really know what I'm doing
But you seem to have a plan
My will and self restraint
Have come to fail now, fail now
See, I am doing what I can, but I can't so you know
That's a bit too hard to explain

Buy on call in the night
Buy on call in the day

High on call in the night
High on call in the day

I never really knew that she could pwn like this
She makes Dan want to spank her tush
Come see Linda (whee), come hither spree
Cute poodle breed (SlimVirgin, SlimVirgin), so classy
SlimVirgin, SlimVirgin

Oh Bagley when you talk like trash
You know you got me unabashed
So be wise and keep on
Reading the signs of this battle

SlimVirgin, bring your avatar, let me hear your accent from Canada

Mired in brouhaha, bail your ass out of this!
Mired in brouhaha, bail your ass out of this!

Yeah
She's so foxy every man's fantasy a refugee
Like Crum back with the enemies from a 3rd rate Wiki
Take a fall when the Cabal bends the rules so sly and sneaky
I make a whole thread dizzy
Why the CIA wanna watch us?
Canadians and other nations
I ain't guilty, it's a musical transaction
No more do we snatch tropes
Refugees run the seas 'cause we pwn our Review hosts

I'm on tonight, my quips don't lie
And I'm starting to feel so coy
Come on let's go, real slow
Bagley, like this is perfecto

Oh, you know I am on tonight and my quips don't lie
And I am starting to feel some might
The attraction, the tension
Bagley, like this is perfection

No fighting
No fighting

CopyClef 2009 Wyclef Jean, Luis Dias, Shakira, and Barsoom Tork Associates.
Insurrection Wreckware. All songs abused.