User:Moulton/So Long Schlong It's Been Good To Show Ya

Title: So Long, Schlong, It's Been Good To Show Yuh
Artist: David "Shankbone" Miller
Composer: Woody Guthrie and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: So Long, It's Been Good to Know Yuh
YouTube: So Long, It's Been Good To Know Yuh (Woody Guthrie, Guitar and Vocal)

I've sung this song, but I'll sing it again,
Of the planet where I blogged on the wild waving palms,
In the month of December on a cold Winter's day,
And here's what all of the people there say:

So long, schlong, it's been good to show yuh;
So long, schlong, it's been good to show yuh;
So long, schlong, it's been good to show yuh.
This crusty old wuss is a-floggin' his dong,
And I got to be craftin' a song.

A flak storm hit, an' it hit like thunder;
It busted us over, an' it exposed my blunder;
Blocked out the traffic an' brought out the guns,
Straight for home all the people did run,
Singin':

We talked of the end of the Wiki, and then
We'd sing a song an' then sing it again.
We'd sit for an hour an' not say a word,
And then these words would be heard:

Scandals sat in the dark and sparked,
They mugged and dissed in that crusty old snark.
They sighed and cried, mugged and dissed,
Instead of disparage, they balked at this:
"Shanky..."

Now, the telephone rang, an' it jumped off the wall,
That was the preacher, a-makin' his call.
He said, "Kind friend, this may the end;
An' you got your last chance of salvation of sin!"

The churches was jammed, and the churches was packed,
An' that crusty old fuss storm gave me no slack.
Preacher could not teach a word of his text,
An' he folded his specs, cuz he feared infection,
Saying:

So long, schlong, it's been good to show yuh;
So long, schlong, it's been good to show yuh;
So long, schlong, it's been good to show yuh.
This crusty old wuss is a-floggin' his dong,
And I got to be craftin' a song.

CopyClef 2008 Woody Guthrie and Barsoom Tork Associates.
Resurrection Hackware. All schlongs abused.