User:Moulton/Socking Prison Blues

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Title: Socking Prison Blues
Artist: Greg Kohs
Composer: Johnny Cash and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Folsom Prison Blues

I hear banhammers comin'
As I'm trolling round the bend
And I ain't seen good money since I don't know when,
My sock's in Blocking Prison, and time keeps draggin' on
But the sysops keep a boilin' on their lord high throne

When I was just a baby my mama told me, Son,
Always be a good boy, don't ever diss the Nuns.
But I buggered the Foundation just to see Sue sigh
When I hear that rule book quoting, I hang my head and cry..

I bet there's rich folks gloating in a fancy Wikimeet
They're probably drinkin' coolers and scarfing funky treats.
Well I know I had it coming, I know I can't be free
But those sysops keep a movin'
And that's what tortures me...

Well if they freed my sock from prison,
If my edits were sublime
You can bet I'd truck my socks a little farther down the line
Far from Socking Prison, that's where I want to play
And I'd let Barsoom's bad music blow my blues away.....

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