User:Moulton/Swiss Cheese

Title: Swiss Cheese
Artist: Moulton and the Wikipedia Review Chorus
Composer: Larry Parks, Jay Turnbow, and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Bread and Butter
YouTube: Bread and Butter (The Newbeats, 1964)

I like bread and butter,
I like toast and jam,
All my threads are Swiss Cheese
Cuz I'm a singin' man.

He likes bread and butter,
He likes toast and jam,
All his threads are Swiss Cheese,
Cuz he's a singin' man.

He don't post rebus puzzles,
He don't post big font screeds,
He just posts stupid lyrics,
And it's more than Mods can take.

He likes bread and butter,
He likes pokes and spam,
All his threads are Swiss Cheese,
Cuz he's a boring man.

Got up early one morning,
Much to my surprise,
All my songs had vanished,
Gomi blew them up sky high.

No more bread and butter,
No more toast and jam,
I found the Mods baleeting,
And telling me to scram.

CopyClef 2009 Larry Parks, Jay Turnbow, and Barsoom Tork Associates.
Resurrection Smackware. All songs reused.