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Les Songs Learned

Lessong #1:

  • How can I block thee? Let me count the ways...
I block thee for pointing out policy violations of sysops
I block thee for my violation of the privacy policy
I block thee for putting {{policy}} on a policy
I block thee to allow discussion
I block thee for until guidelines are agreed upon
I block thee for editing a policy talk page
I block thee because I clicked "block" by mistake
I block thee because enough is enough
I block thee for protest about Jimbo/the WMF
I block thee for using my name
I block thee for dressing like a witch during a witch hunt
I block thee for objecting to my bad block
I block thee for your good faith edits while blocked
I block thee because Javert went in the Seine
I block thee because crosswiki issues
I block thee because you objected to being emergency
desysoped when no there was no emergency
I block thee because disruption
I block thee because I never read the Wikimedia Mission

Lessong #2:

I block thee for re-adding potentially libellous information to pages
I block thee because you ignored my request
I block thee due to cross-wiki issues
I block thee because you continued the same behavior
I block thee because failure to understand basic policies
seems to be a violation of policy

I'm a Wikicop

(Apologies to Neil Diamond)

The banhammer was like a fairy tale,
Meant for Jimbo Wales but not for me.
Trolls were all around me,
Thinking and endlessly discussing,
Questioning all of my POV editing,
Honest editors disrupted my POV pushing.
Then I self-nominated, now I'm a wikicop!
My banhammer tempts me to corruption:
Don't dis my POV, 'cause I'm a wikicop!
I'm in love with the power of being a wikicop!
Now I rule: defense of your POV is "disruption".
I thought my POV needed references,
Without them my edits got whacked.
What's the use in tryin'?
All you get is {{fact}}.
I used sockpuppets to vote-stack,
but the honest editors gave me flack.
Now I'm a wikicop with a banhammer!
My POV stands on a ref I cherry picked.
I can forget about Don't be a Dick!
I'm in love with my toy banhammer
I couldn't leave her if I tried!

Breaking Down Is Hard To Do

Title: Breaking Down Is Hard To Do
Artist: JWSurfeit
Composer: Neil Sedaka and Barsoom Tork Associates
YouTube: Breaking Up Is Hard To Do — Neil Sedaka

You tell me you're baleting
I can't believe it's true
Fr33kman, d00d, you're cheating
And now I'm screwed


Frowny, frowny, do wear a frown
Hammer coming down, down
Frowny, frowny, do wear a frown
Hammer coming down, down
Clowny, clowny, do be a clown
Breaking down is hard to do

Don't take my thread
Away from me
Montana Mouse is left
In misery
Cause if you do
Then we'll be blue
Cause breakin' down is hard to do

Remember when
You caused me fright
And you dissed me
All through the night
Think of all
That we've been through
Breakin' down is hard to do

They say that breaking down is hard to do
Now I know, I know that it's true
Don't say that this is the trend
Instead of breaking down
I wish that I could be a clown, my friend

I beg of you
Don't say buh-bye
Can't we give our fight
Another try
Come on Johnny
Let's slug a few
Cuz breakin' down is hard to do

They say that breaking down
Is hard to do
Now I know, I know
That it's true
Don't say that this is the trend
Instead of breaking down
I wish that we could clown around, my friend

I beg of you
Don't say buh-bye
Can't we give our fright
Another sigh
Come on Johnny
Let's hug the crew
Cuz breakin' down is hard to do

Frowny, frowny, do wear a frown
Hammer coming down, down
Frowny, frowny, do wear a frown
Hammer coming down, down
Clowny, clowny, do be a clown
Breaking down is hard to do

Breaking down's so very hard to do
So hard to do

CopyClef 2011, Neil Sedaka and Barsoom Tork Associates.
Resurrection Hackware. All wrongs reversed.

"At Resurrection Hackware, our annoying song parodies are your everlasting earworm."

The Operas We Are A-Stagin'

With apologies to Bob Dylan…

Come gather ’round people wherever you roam
And admit that the Kool Aid around you has phoamed
And accept it that soon you’ll be wrenched like a clone
If your name to you is worth savin’
Then you better start swimmin’ or you’ll sink like Capone
For the operas we are a-stagin’.

Come Stewards, Custodians, please heed the call
Don’t shut down my gateway, don’t range-block them all
For he that gets hurt will be he who was called
There’s a battle around and it is ragin’
It’ll soon shake your kishkes and inflame your gall
For the operas we are a-stagin’.

Emopera

Theme songs

Title: Feeling Goofy
Artist: SB Johnny

Slow down, you move too fast
Got to make the drama last

Just kick and boot the hobbled clones
Looking for fun and feeling goofy

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