Lard

From Encyc

In English, lard is fat from a pig.

In French it is pronounced [laʁ]. As it happens [laʁmɔdɛʁn] can refer to "modern art" or "modern lard".

By an odd twist of the plate, cabale de lardons fumés [kabaldəlardɔ̃fyme] would translate the infamous wiki-bacon cabal, were they frogs.