User:Moulton/Banned On the Run

Title: Banned, On the Run
Artists: Milton Roe and Herschel Krustofksy
Composer: Paul McCartney and Bar Room Dork Associates
Midi: Band on the Run

Stuck inside this forum
Feels like it's forever
Scrolling tedious posts all day
Moulton
Jon
Moulton
Jon

If we ever get them out of here
They can go bother somebody else
Too many pseuds for clarity
If we ever get them out of here
If we ever boot them out of here

Well their show imploded with a mighty crash
When they started to have fun
And the posters and the Mods agreed:
They've got logic on the run
Smacked on the bum
Banned, on the run

Three hundred pseuds
Annoying dudes
Were kicked out on their ass
Banned, on the run
Smacked on the bum
Banned, on the run

Well, Awbrey tried to educate
With his semeiotic word
But the numpties found they'd had enough
Of this Greeky rebus nerd
Banned, on the run

Well, Moulton failed
As he always does when he tries to imitate
Parody and satire are out of style
Oh, the irony of his fate
Smacked on the bum
Banned, on the run

And the ArbCom judge
Who held a grudge
Will bitch for evermore
At the banned on the run
Banned, on the run
Smacked on the bum
Baned, on the run!

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