User:Moulton/Bok Choy To the World

Title: Bok Choy to the World
Artist: Basilisk of Calabash
Composer: Barsoom Tork Associates

FeloniousMonk was a bulldog,
Was a bad fiend of mine
He never understood a single word I said,
But I helped him think real fine.

Chinese Chef Chorus

Bok Choy to the world, all the noise and churls

Bok Choy to the Salmon in the deep blue sea

Bok Choy to you and me.

And now, Lettuce Spray...

Ahem!

It has come to my attention that the calumny, so recently directed at lettuce and squash, has now spread to other greens, including those we hold most sacred and dear.

I declare it unseemly and disrespectful to demean such highly sensitive herbs and I shall not hesitate to haunt those who obliviously delight in bringing such mean-spirited suffering to our beloved succotash.

I warn you, I am the very model of a modern major vegetable. I've information general, of animals and minerals.

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters horticultural. I understand relations, both the simple and genetical. About binary contretemps I'm teeming with a lot o' clues, with many cheerful facts about the smoking of the bong o' juice.

I'm very good at watering and germicidal incubus; I know the scientific names of herbals categoricus: In short, in matters horticultural, microbic and debatable, I am the very model of a modern major vegetable.