User:Moulton/Cognitive Shrink

Title: Cognitive Shrink
Composer: Janice Joplin and Barsoom Tork Associates
Artist: Durova
Midi: Mercedes Benz

ArbCom won't you buy me a cognitive shrink?
My friends all have shpilkes and I need a drink.
Worked hard all my lifetime, my edits all stink,
So Freud, won't you buy me a cognitive shrink?

Oh Freud won't you buy me a night on the couch?
My friends have neuroses and I'm such a grouch.
Let me prove that I'm worthy and nobody's slouch,
ArbCom won't you buy me a night on the couch?

Oh Wales, won’t you buy me a Wiki that's free?
Spamming with dullards is annoying me.
I wait for reverting each day until three,
So Wales, won’t you buy me a Wiki that's free?

Everybody!

ArbCom won't you buy me a cognitive shrink?
My friends all have shpilkes and I need a drink.
Worked hard all my lifetime, my edits all stink,
So Freud, won't you buy me a cognitive shrink?

That’s it!

CopyClef 2008 Janice Joplin and Barsoom Tork Associates. All songs abused.