User:Moulton/English Wiki RfC

Title: English Wiki RfC
Artist: Montana Mouse
Composer: Tom T. Hall and Barsoom Tork Associates
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I want to tell you all a story 'bout an MIT Professor's grief
She had a research colleague who reviewed her English Wiki BLP
Well her friend came by one afternoon and didn't even stop to take a pee
He said, "Roz, I got a note here from the English Wiki RfC"

The note said, "Ms. Picard, you're signing things that we don't like
It's reported you've been praying and a-runnin' 'round with Jesus freaks
And we don't believe you ought to be teaching anyone this awful way"
It was signed by ConfuciusOrnis, for the English Wiki RfC.

Well, it happened that the RfC was gonna close that very afternoon
They were sure surprised when Moulton came in riding on a singing broom
And as he strode up to the subpage, I can still recall the words he had to say
He said, "I'd like to address this meeting of the English Wiki RfC."

"Well, there's OrangeMarlin sittin' there and seven times he spat upon my face
Odd nature seems to Skip around these blogs without the slightest touch of grace
And FeloniousMonk, can you tell us why Betacommando has a frown?
And shouldn't Jim Schuler be told to keep his Haldol off the grimy streets of town?

"Well, Baegis couldn't be here 'cause he trolled too late at Moulton's page last night
And if you note KillerPuppy's tags, you'll find her mind is wallowing in fright
Then you have the nerve to tell me you think that as a writer I'm not fit
Well, this is just a Cluster B shop and you're all English Wiki hypocrites"

No I wouldn't put you on because it really did, it happened just this way
The day that Moulton socked it to the English Wiki RfC
The day that Moulton socked it to the English Wiki RfC

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