User:Moulton/Gratified

Title: Gratified
Artist: Sylar
Composer: Paul Simon, Art Garfunkel, and Barsoom Tork Associates
YouTube: Keep the Customer Satisfied (Simon and Garfunkel)

Gee but it's great to be on ED
ED is where I long to be
I've been trolling so long my friend
And if Alison came along
I know she couldn't disagree
It's the same old story, yeah

Everywhere I go
I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the tar pit
Two steps away from the time out twit
Just trying to keep my /b/tards gratified
Gratified

Deputy Somey said to me
"Tell me what you come here for, boy
You better grab your lulz and flee
You're in trouble, boy
And now you're heading into more"
It's the same old story

Everywhere I go
I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm one step ahead of the tar pit
Two steps away from the time out twit
Just trying to keep my /b/tards gratified
Gratified

And it's the same old story
Everywhere I go
I get slandered, libeled
I hear words I never heard in the Bible
And I'm so tired
About to be fired
But I'm trying to keep my /b/tards gratified
Gratified

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