User:Moulton/Hello Herschel, Hello Gomi

Title: Hello Herschel, Hello Gomi
Artist: Moulton
Composer: Amilcare Ponchielli and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Dance of the Hours

Hello Herchel, Hello Gomi
Don't you think my tunes are foamy?
Writing songs is entertaining
And they'll get better if I ever take some training.

I went socking with Jon Awbrey
I hate to say, our puns were bawdy
You remember our old pal Blissy?
They booted him because he got too pissy.

All the Admins hate us Reviewers
They say our threads all smell like sewers
And Der Jimbo wants no critics
So he redefines the rules of politics.

Now I don't want to be annoying
But I can't keep myself from toying
Narcisstic rage makes for good dramah
So don't expect me to be like the Dalai Lama.

Take me down, oh Moderator
Close the show on Absurd Theater
Don't raise the flag or blow a bugle
Or else these songs might end up topping Google.

Tarpit this now, I promise I will
Find more tunes if I am able
Milton Roe can do it better
Plus he has a lot more friends on Twitter

Dearest Herschel, please tell Somey
That I've had enough of Gomi
Bring Awbrey back now if you miss him
So I can write another song to diss him.

Wait a minute, Kato's yelling
Is the tarpit my new dwelling?
I've abandoned education
I fear this train will never leave the station.

CopyClef 2008 Barsoom Tork Associates.
Resurrection Hackware. All wrongs reversed.