User:Moulton/Pariah
A Snotty Number[edit]
Title: Pariah
Album: The Sound of Mucous
Artist: Richard Rogers, Oscar Hammerstein and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: 'Maria'
How do you solve
A problem like Pariah?
How do you catch
A snark and pin it down?
How do you find a word
That means Pariah?
A snake in the grass!
A Katzenjammer!
A clown!
Many a thing you know
You'd like to tell him,
Many a thing he ought
To understand.
But how do you make him sane,
And care about your pain?
How do you keep a knave
Upright and grand?
Oh, how do you solve
A problem like Pariah?
How do you mold
A screwball in your land?
How do you solve
A problem like Messiah?
How do you catch
A passion and nail it down?
How do you find a word
That means Messiah?
A fly on the wall!
A publicist! A clown!
CopyClef Richard Rogers, Oscar Hammerstein and Barsoom Tork Associates.
North American Bupkes, Exclusive Internet Dementors.