User:Moulton/Sgt. Uffda's Lowly Snarks Club Banned

Title: Sgt. Uffda's Lowly Snarks Club Banned
Artist: Montana Mouse
Composer: John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band

It was twenty tunes ago today,
Sgt. Uffda taught the banned to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to stand for trial.

So may I introduce to you
The act you've groaned at all these years,
Sgt. Uffda's Lowly Snarks Club (banned).

We're Sgt. Uffda's Lowly Snarks Club (banned),
We hope you will enjoy the show,
We're Sgt. Uffda's Lowly Snarks Club (banned),
Sit back and let your hair down low.

Sgt. Uffda's lowly, Sgt. Uffda's lowly,
Sgt. Uffda's Lowly Snarks Club (banned).

It's wonderful to be here,
It's certainly a thrill.
You're such a lovely audience,
We'd like to take you on our bus,
We'd love to plate your chrome.

I don't really want to stop the show,
But I thought that you might like to know,
That the singer's going to sing a song,
And he wants you all to sing along.
So let me introduce to you
The one and only Barsoom Tork
And Sgt. Uffda's Lowly Snarks Club (banned).

CopyClef 2008 John Lennon, Paul McCartney, and Barsoom Tork Associates.
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