User:Moulton/Sixteen Socks

Title: Sixteen Socks
Artist: Majorly
Composer: George S. Davis, Merle Travis, and Barsoom Tork Associates
YouTube: Sixteen Tons (Johnny Cash, 1987)
Midi: Sixteen Tons (Merle Travis / Tennesee Ernie Ford)

Some people say a snark is made outta words
A sock puppet's made outta gristle by nerds
Gristle and grit and puns and clones
A mind that's phreaked by a flack filled song

You block sixteen socks, what do you find
Another day older and losing your mind
Say, Jimbo don't you call me lest I go nuts
I lost my soul to the vandals and sluts

I logged in one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
Grabbed my mop and bucket to clean up the slime
Reverted sixteen posts of Number Nine Sock
But they hauled my ass into the AN/I dock

You block sixteen socks, what do you find
Another day older and sick of the grind
Say, Jimbo don't you call me lest I phreak out
I owe my soul to the vandals and louts

I logged in one mornin', went cruisin' for pain
Fightin' and trouble are my middle name
I was bruised in the scandals by a meritless rap
But there ain't no way that I'm takin' such crap

You block sixteen socks, what do you find
Another day older and deeper in grime
Say, Jimbo don't you call me lest I go nuts
I lost my soul to the vandals and sluts

If you see me comin', better step aside
A lotta socks didn't, a lotta socks died
Banhammer of iron and a template of shame
If the hammer don't get you
Then we'll smear your name

You block sixteen socks, what do you get
Another day older and losing your mind
Say, Jimbo don't you call me lest I go nuts
I lost my soul to the vandals and sluts

CopyClef 2009 George S. Davis, Merle Travis, and Barsoom Tork Associates.
Insurrection Wreckware. All song abused.