User:Moulton/The Mighty Thor

Title: The Mighty Thor
Artist: Herschel Krustofsky
Composer: Bob Dylan and Barsoom Tork Associates
Midi: The Mighty Quinn

Ev'rybody's bitching with big quips and gloats,
Some are collecting bright barnstars,
Others are jotting down notes,
Ev'rybody's in despair,
Ev'ry troll and mod
But when Thor the Banhammer gets here,
Ev'rybody's gonna dump their load.

Kick down the door, come and abhor,
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Thor.

I like to do just like the rest, I like my barbs up tart,
But guarding fumes and making haste,
It ain't like a naked fart.
Ev'rybody's running 'round,
Feeding lolcows on a whim
But when Thor the Banhammer gets here,
All the lolcows gonna run to him.

Break down the door, come and abhor,
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Thor.

A spider's bite and a wanker's flap, I can recite 'em all,
Just tell me where it hurts yuh, Guy,
And I'll tell you who to call.
Nobody can get no lulz,
There's someone on ev'ryone's ass
But when Thor the Banhammer gets here,
Ev'rybody's gonna wanna laugh.

Break down the door, come and abhor,
You'll not see nothing like the Mighty Thor.

CopyClef 2009 Bob Dylan and Barsoom Tork Associates.
Resurrection Hackware. All wrongs reversed.